HOA Cut My Power Lines To "Teach Me A Lesson" — I Cut The Substation Powering Their Whole HOA

HOA Cut My Power Lines To "Teach Me A Lesson" — I Cut The Substation Powering Their Whole HOA

Chapter 18

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Then everything came apart in the ordinary way things do.

The gas project was rerouted after a wetland review.

Harrogate sold the third phase to another builder.

Then came the downturn.

Harrogate entered bankruptcy the following year.

The second builder installed a separate supply for the thirteen newest houses at the top of the hill because doing so was cheaper than extending the original system.

Nobody changed the arrangement serving the forty-seven houses below.

Three management companies came and went.

The license disappeared inside a supplemental exhibit buried among thousands of pages of recorded property documents.

Nobody looked at it again until an insurance underwriter with a checklist asked a question fifteen years later.

During all those years, Cedar Hollow used fuel through infrastructure it sincerely believed it owned.

Everyone who remembered otherwise had retired, gone bankrupt, moved away, or died.

So the weakness in the system was not something Celeste created.

It had existed beneath those streets since before she purchased her home.

An old agreement supporting forty-seven furnaces.

Waiting for somebody to check.

Previous HOA presidents had walked past my white tank for years and seen only an eyesore.

Their indifference was probably the reason nothing happened.

What Celeste brought to the situation was not stupidity.

It was confidence.

The confidence to strike the exact place where the whole structure was thin, after being handed a memorandum telling her precisely where that thin place was.

A few weeks after service was restored, a crew came to install new signage around the equipment enclosure.

I stood nearby with a cup of coffee while they set the plate.

White background.

Black lettering.

PRIVATE EQUIPMENT

AUTHORIZED ACCESS ONLY

Below it was the owner’s contact number.

My shop line.

The sign sits almost exactly where Celeste stood that first afternoon when she asked whether I was the maintenance contractor working out there.

Tessa Monroe walked past while the crew was finishing.

She stopped.

Read the sign twice.

Then she laughed.

“Maybe the board should make that bigger.”

“I think Celeste already helped everybody remember.”

I am not proud that forty-seven homes spent eighteen days dealing with the consequences of that dispute.

I have thought about the young couple on Thistle Row with the baby.

I have thought about the woman on Larch Bend caring for her mother.

There is no version of this story where I get to feel completely clean about that.

I also do not think of myself as the man who defeated a subdivision.

Cedar Hollow was never my opponent.

The forty-seven households connected to my system were the only people in the entire mess who had done nothing wrong.

What I did was simpler than the way it sounded over the phone that Monday morning.

For three months, an organization insisted in writing that equipment on my property should not be allowed to operate.

Eventually, I stopped allowing that organization to use it.

Celeste fined me over the tank.

Then she ordered me to stop operating it.

She confirmed that order in one word.

It took Cedar Hollow less than an hour to discover who the tank had belonged to all along.

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