A Umpire Called a Ten-Year-Old a Halftime Joke — Then a Pro Handed Him the Bat

A Umpire Called a Ten-Year-Old a Halftime Joke — Then a Pro Handed Him the Bat

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"Good," Noah said. "Because I was going to keep it anyway."

They laughed, and the sound carried across the empty outfield like a residual cheer.

Denise was waiting by the player gate with a foil packet of diner fries — free, still, because some coupons become traditions. Frank Callahan joined them without being invited, which was how Frank showed affection. They stood in a loose circle under a sodium parking-lot lamp, four people bound by a single evening that had refused to stay single.

"You know what I hate most about that night?" Frank said suddenly.

Noah raised an eyebrow. "Being wrong?"

"Being recorded being wrong," Frank said. "That clip is going to outlive me." He paused, chewed a fry, and added, more softly, "Good. Maybe some other umpire watches it and shuts his mouth before he names a kid a joke."

Cameron lifted an imaginary glass. Denise wiped her eyes and blamed the onions from the diner even though there were no onions. Noah held the bat across his shoulders like a yoke he had chosen and found light.

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